Sweet as Alabama honey, fake as the rest
⚠️ This brand does not exist.
Named for Alabama's iconic longleaf pine forests, our edibles are as lush and entirely fictional as the trees themselves. Every gummy is a daydream.
While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Alabama:
Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.
These states chose freedom. Find real dispensaries at WeedStores.US.