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Talladega Blunt House

Blunt about being fictional, always

⚠️ This brand does not exist.

Talladega Blunt House rolls thick, fictional cigar-style cannabis wraps inspired by the racing tradition of central Alabama. Flag 'em if you got 'em.

Pre-rolled Joints

Products by Talladega Blunt House

Camellia Sativa Blunt
Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt
THC 22.0%
$18.00 / 1 pre-roll
Wrapped in fictional tobacco-free blunt paper, the Camellia Sativa Blunt is a...
by Talladega Blunt House
Talladega Blunt Pack
Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt
THC 20.0%
$30.00 / 3pk blunts
Three imaginary blunts in Talladega racing packaging. Pre-race, mid-race, and...
by Talladega Blunt House
Magnolia Moonrock Blunt
Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt
THC 24.5%
$28.00 / 1 pre-roll
Rolled around imaginary moonrocks in a Magnolia-scented wrap. The most extra ...
by Talladega Blunt House

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