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Bay City Botanicals

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Serving Mobile Bay with Gulf Coast vibes and completely imaginary cannabis products. The only thing real here is the humidity.

999 Make Believe Blvd, Mobile, AL 36602
251-555-0404 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-5pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Magnolia Relief Balm
Topicals / Balm
THC 8.0%
$38.00 / 2oz tin
A soothing fictional balm infused with imaginary botanical extracts and magno...
by Magnolia Blossom Topicals
Camellia Calm Lotion
Topicals / Lotion
THC 6.0%
$45.00 / 4oz bottle
Silky fictional lotion with camellia extract and imaginary CBD. Rub on skin, ...
by Camellia Chill Topicals
Wiregrass Warm Salve
Topicals / Salve
THC 10.0%
$32.00 / 3oz jar
A warming fictional salve designed for Dothan farmers and wiregrass wanderers...
by Camellia Calm Balm
Talladega Cool Lotion
Topicals / Lotion
THC 9.0%
$40.00 / 4oz bottle
Cool down after a fictional race day with Talladega Cool Lotion. Menthol and ...
by Talladega Topical Lab
Heart of Dixie Peppermint Balm
Topicals / Balm
THC 7.5%
$35.00 / 2oz tin
Cool peppermint and imaginary CBD in a balm that says Heart of Dixie but exis...
by Heart of Dixie Hemp Patch
Longleaf Pine Salve
Topicals / Salve
THC 8.5%
$30.00 / 3oz jar
Infused with the fictional essence of Alabama's longleaf pines, this salve is...
by Longleaf Lotion Lab
Camellia Cool Patch
Topicals / Patch
THC 6.5%
$48.00 / 1 patch
A slow-release fictional cannabinoid patch designed for the discerning Alabam...
by Camellia Chill Topicals
Wiregrass Warming Salve
Topicals / Salve
THC 11.0%
$33.00 / 3oz jar
Hot and fictional, Wiregrass Warming Salve heats the imagination with capsaic...
by Talladega Topical Lab

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Alabama:

Advocacy Organizations

The nation's largest cannabis advocacy organization, working to reform marijuana laws since 1970.
The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️