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Camellia Canna Shop

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

A cozy fictional dispensary nestled in the heart of Birmingham's Southside neighborhood. The camellia out front is real; the cannabis is not.

1 Legalize Way, Birmingham, AL 35205
205-555-0202 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 11am-6pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Camellia Blue Dream
Flower / Sativa
THC 19.5%
$40.00 / 1/8 oz
A fictional Sativa hybrid smelling of sweet berries and blooming camellias. T...
by Camellia Gardens Collective
Magnolia Wedding Cake
Flower / Hybrid
THC 25.5%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Sweet vanilla and earthy notes in a fictional Hybrid that pairs perfectly wit...
by Magnolia Mountain Flower Co
Camellia Gelato
Flower / Hybrid
THC 23.0%
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
Creamy, dessert-scented fictional flower from Alabama's most elegant imaginar...
by Camellia Gardens Collective
Magnolia Girl Scout Cookies
Flower / Hybrid
THC 26.0%
$54.00 / 1/8 oz
Sweet and earthy with thin mint undertones, this fictional Alabama strain cou...
by Magnolia Mountain Flower Co
Camellia OG Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$25.00 / 10pk gummies
Ten perfectly formed fictional gummies celebrating Alabama's imaginary cannab...
by Crimson Petal Edibles
Heart of Dixie Peach Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 12.5%
$28.00 / 10pk gummies
Peachy-sweet gummies that taste like an Alabama summer and contain fictional ...
by Heart of Dixie Gummy Co
Crimson Petal Brownie Bites
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 20.0%
$35.00 / 4pk bites
Fudgy, fictional brownie bites infused with imaginary Crimson Petal cannabis ...
by Wiregrass Baked Goods Co
Magnolia Mint Chocolate
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 18.0%
$30.00 / 1 bar
Peppermint and dark chocolate in a fictional Alabama edibles masterpiece. Mag...
by Camellia Chocolate House

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Alabama:

Advocacy Organizations

The nation's largest cannabis advocacy organization, working to reform marijuana laws since 1970.
The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️