Capitol Canna Collective
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Montgomery's most civically engaged fictional dispensary, operating just a few imaginary blocks from the State Capitol building.
215 Dream State Drive, Montgomery, AL 36104
334-555-0505 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun Closed (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Sativa
THC 24.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Fuel-forward and energetic, this fictional Sativa fires up like a Southern su...
by Heart of Dixie Dispensary Co
Flower / Indica
THC 30.0%
$62.00 / 1/8 oz
Pungent garlic-and-mushroom fiction from the Heart of Dixie. The most daring ...
by Heart of Dixie Flower House
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 90.0%
$65.00 / 1g
Crystal-pure fictional distillate with 90% imaginary THC. The pinnacle of Ala...
by Heart of Dixie Distillate Co
Edibles / Beverage
THC 5.0%
$15.00 / 12oz can
A fictional THC-infused tropical punch beverage meant to be cracked open at t...
by Heart of Dixie Gummy Co
Topicals / Patch
THC 7.0%
$50.00 / 1 patch
A fictional transdermal delivery system for imaginary cannabinoids, inspired ...
by Heart of Dixie Hemp Patch
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 19.0%
$12.00 / 1 pre-roll
Classic Indica fiction in a tightly rolled imaginary joint. Yellowhammer Pre-...
by Yellowhammer Pre-Roll Club
Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt
THC 22.0%
$18.00 / 1 pre-roll
Wrapped in fictional tobacco-free blunt paper, the Camellia Sativa Blunt is a...
by Talladega Blunt House
Pre-rolled Joints / Infused
THC 24.0%
$25.00 / 1 pre-roll
Dipped in imaginary concentrate and rolled in fictional kief, the Longleaf In...
by Magnolia Infused Pre-Roll Co