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Gadsden Green Room

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Gadsden's greenest imagination brought to life in fictional storefront form. No real cannabis, plenty of pretend ambiance.

77 Fiction Falls Road, Gadsden, AL 35901
256-555-1010 (not a real number)
Mon-Fri 10am-7pm, Sat 10am-8pm, Sun Closed (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Camellia OG Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.0%
$25.00 / 10pk gummies
Ten perfectly formed fictional gummies celebrating Alabama's imaginary cannab...
by Crimson Petal Edibles
Magnolia Mint Chocolate
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 18.0%
$30.00 / 1 bar
Peppermint and dark chocolate in a fictional Alabama edibles masterpiece. Mag...
by Camellia Chocolate House
Talladega Tropical Punch Beverage
Edibles / Beverage
THC 5.0%
$15.00 / 12oz can
A fictional THC-infused tropical punch beverage meant to be cracked open at t...
by Heart of Dixie Gummy Co
Longleaf Lemon Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 11.0%
$22.00 / 10pk gummies
Tart lemon gummies with imaginary THC and very real citric acid. The longleaf...
by Longleaf Lemonade Edibles
Magnolia Dark Chocolate Bar
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 16.0%
$30.00 / 1 bar
Seventy percent fictional dark chocolate with imaginary THC inclusions. Rich,...
by Camellia Chocolate House
Crimson Berry Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 14.0%
$26.00 / 10pk gummies
Mixed berry gummies in Crimson team colors. The THC is fictional but the team...
by Crimson Petal Edibles
Yellowhammer White Chocolate
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 13.0%
$28.00 / 1 bar
Sweet white chocolate meets imaginary cannabis in a bar that pairs beautifull...
by Camellia Chocolate House
Talladega Fruit Punch Can
Edibles / Beverage
THC 5.0%
$15.00 / 12oz can
A fruit punch fictional THC beverage for the race-day experience of Alabama's...
by Heart of Dixie Gummy Co

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Alabama:

Advocacy Organizations

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Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️