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Phenix City Puff Palace

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Situated on the Georgia border, Phenix City Puff Palace dreams of a future where Alabama's cannabis laws match its neighbor's. Dreams only, for now.

888 Border Town Blvd, Phenix City, AL 36867
334-555-1717 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-10pm, Sun 11am-8pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Heart of Dixie Peach Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 12.5%
$28.00 / 10pk gummies
Peachy-sweet gummies that taste like an Alabama summer and contain fictional ...
by Heart of Dixie Gummy Co
Wiregrass Watermelon Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 8.0%
$20.00 / 10pk gummies
Summer watermelon flavor with micro-doses of imaginary THC, perfect for a Dot...
by Wiregrass Wellness Gummies
Yellowhammer Honey Cookies
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 14.0%
$28.00 / 6pk cookies
Sweet Alabama honey meets fictional cannabis in a soft-baked shortbread cooki...
by Camellia Crave Edibles
Camellia Peach Gummies 2-Pack
Edibles / Gummies
THC 9.0%
$18.00 / 10pk gummies
Double the imaginary peach, double the fictional THC. Camellia's most popular...
by Camellia Crave Edibles
Wiregrass Strawberry Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 13.0%
$24.00 / 10pk gummies
Summer strawberry fiction from the wiregrass fields of southern Alabama. Imag...
by Wiregrass Wellness Gummies
Magnolia Mango Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 10.5%
$23.00 / 10pk gummies
Tropical mango flavor with fictional THC — perfect for pretending you are on ...
by Longleaf Leaf Edibles
Camellia Chamomile Tea
Edibles / Beverage
THC 5.0%
$16.00 / 12oz can
Camellia flower chamomile tea with a dash of fictional THC. Wind down the Ala...
by Camellia Crave Edibles

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Alabama:

Advocacy Organizations

The nation's largest cannabis advocacy organization, working to reform marijuana laws since 1970.
The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️