Rocket City Releaf
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Huntsville's premier imaginary dispensary, catering to NASA engineers and rocket scientists who prefer their cannabis entirely fictional.
100 Green Dream Ave, Huntsville, AL 35801
256-555-0303 (not a real number)
Mon-Fri 9am-8pm, Sat 10am-7pm, Sun 12pm-5pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.5%
$58.00 / 1/8 oz
Candy-sweet and fast-acting in the imagination, Talladega Runtz crosses the f...
by Talladega Terp Farm
Flower / Sativa
THC 21.5%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
Named for the cannabis freedom fighter (not really), this fictional Sativa en...
by Yellowhammer Haze Gardens
Flower / Indica
THC 29.0%
$60.00 / 1/8 oz
A hurricane of fictional potency spinning through Alabama's imaginary cannabi...
by Talladega Terp Farm
Flower / Hybrid
THC 23.5%
$49.00 / 1/8 oz
Sharp, chemical, and petrol-forward in an imaginary sense. Talladega Chemdawg...
by Yellowhammer Valley Farms
Concentrate / Wax
THC 72.0%
$55.00 / 1g
Alabama's most beloved fictional wax, whipped to perfection in a pretend Tusc...
by Crimson Tide Concentrates
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 80.0%
$70.00 / 1g
Glass-clear and completely imaginary, Magnolia Shatter snaps like Alabama's i...
by Magnolia State Extracts
Concentrate / Wax
THC 73.5%
$58.00 / 1g
Hits like a racecar at full throttle — fictionally speaking. Talladega Thunde...
by Crimson Crumble Extracts
Concentrate / Wax
THC 69.0%
$52.00 / 1g
Crumbles like a championship dream the morning after a loss. Camellia Crumble...
by Crimson Crumble Extracts