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Rocket City Releaf

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Huntsville's premier imaginary dispensary, catering to NASA engineers and rocket scientists who prefer their cannabis entirely fictional.

100 Green Dream Ave, Huntsville, AL 35801
256-555-0303 (not a real number)
Mon-Fri 9am-8pm, Sat 10am-7pm, Sun 12pm-5pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Talladega Runtz
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.5%
$58.00 / 1/8 oz
Candy-sweet and fast-acting in the imagination, Talladega Runtz crosses the f...
by Talladega Terp Farm
Yellowhammer Jack Herer
Flower / Sativa
THC 21.5%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
Named for the cannabis freedom fighter (not really), this fictional Sativa en...
by Yellowhammer Haze Gardens
Talladega Slurricane
Flower / Indica
THC 29.0%
$60.00 / 1/8 oz
A hurricane of fictional potency spinning through Alabama's imaginary cannabi...
by Talladega Terp Farm
Talladega Chemdawg
Flower / Hybrid
THC 23.5%
$49.00 / 1/8 oz
Sharp, chemical, and petrol-forward in an imaginary sense. Talladega Chemdawg...
by Yellowhammer Valley Farms
Yellowhammer OG Wax
Concentrate / Wax
THC 72.0%
$55.00 / 1g
Alabama's most beloved fictional wax, whipped to perfection in a pretend Tusc...
by Crimson Tide Concentrates
Magnolia Shatter
Concentrate / Shatter
THC 80.0%
$70.00 / 1g
Glass-clear and completely imaginary, Magnolia Shatter snaps like Alabama's i...
by Magnolia State Extracts
Talladega Thunder Wax
Concentrate / Wax
THC 73.5%
$58.00 / 1g
Hits like a racecar at full throttle — fictionally speaking. Talladega Thunde...
by Crimson Crumble Extracts
Camellia Crumble
Concentrate / Wax
THC 69.0%
$52.00 / 1g
Crumbles like a championship dream the morning after a loss. Camellia Crumble...
by Crimson Crumble Extracts

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Alabama:

Advocacy Organizations

The nation's largest cannabis advocacy organization, working to reform marijuana laws since 1970.
The largest organization working to end marijuana prohibition in the US.

Contact Your US Senators

Federal legalization requires federal action. Tell your senators where you stand.

For state legislators, visit openstates.org — enter your address to find your representatives.
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