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Selma Serenity Shoppe

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

A fictional dispensary with a historic heart, Selma Serenity Shoppe channels the resilient spirit of this Alabama city into imaginary cannabis culture.

1965 Edmund Way, Selma, AL 36701
334-555-1414 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 10am-7pm, Sun Closed (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Heart of Dixie Sour Diesel
Flower / Sativa
THC 24.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Fuel-forward and energetic, this fictional Sativa fires up like a Southern su...
by Heart of Dixie Dispensary Co
Heart of Dixie GMO Cookies
Flower / Indica
THC 30.0%
$62.00 / 1/8 oz
Pungent garlic-and-mushroom fiction from the Heart of Dixie. The most daring ...
by Heart of Dixie Flower House
Camellia Sativa Blunt
Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt
THC 22.0%
$18.00 / 1 pre-roll
Wrapped in fictional tobacco-free blunt paper, the Camellia Sativa Blunt is a...
by Talladega Blunt House
Longleaf Infused Pre-Roll
Pre-rolled Joints / Infused
THC 24.0%
$25.00 / 1 pre-roll
Dipped in imaginary concentrate and rolled in fictional kief, the Longleaf In...
by Magnolia Infused Pre-Roll Co
Crimson Moon Blunt
Pre-rolled Joints / Blunt
THC 21.0%
$18.00 / 1 pre-roll
Lit under a fictional crimson moon, this hand-crafted blunt is Alabama's answ...
by Crimson Moon Pre-Rolls
Magnolia Regular Joint
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 18.0%
$10.00 / 1 pre-roll
A perfectly simple fictional joint from Magnolia Sky. Sometimes less is more,...
by Magnolia Sky Pre-Roll Co
Heart of Dixie Do-Si-Dos
Flower / Indica
THC 28.5%
$59.00 / 1/8 oz
Step right up for a fictional square dance of flavor. Heart of Dixie Do-Si-Do...
by Heart of Dixie Flower House
Heart of Dixie Forbidden Fruit Flower
Flower / Indica
THC 26.5%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
Named for what it is in Alabama — forbidden. Forbidden Fruit from Heart of Di...
by Heart of Dixie Flower House

Satire Ends Here

While the rest of this site is a joke, cannabis prohibition is not funny. Opiates and hard drugs are devastating communities. Cannabis is not the enemy. Here's how to take real action in Alabama:

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⚠️ TOTALLY FAKE WEBSITE — This is political satire. No cannabis is sold here. Cannabis is not legal in this state. ⚠️