Shoals Smoke Shoppe
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Named for the legendary Muscle Shoals music scene, this imaginary dispensary has the vibes but none of the real cannabis. FAME Studios approved (not really).
88 River Bend Fiction Lane, Florence, AL 35630
256-555-1111 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Hybrid
THC 28.0%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
Sticky and imaginary, Crimson Gorilla Glue will glue you to your couch in a p...
by Crimson Harvest Farms
Flower / Indica
THC 21.0%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Taste the rainbow of fictional flavors from deep in Alabama's wiregrass count...
by Wiregrass Wind Flower House
Flower / Hybrid
THC 26.5%
$53.00 / 1/8 oz
Dessert-flavored fiction from the wiregrass region. Ice Cream Cake meets Sout...
by Wiregrass Wind Flower House
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 15.0%
$32.00 / 1 bar
Dark chocolate meets the piney imagination of Alabama's longleaf forests. Eac...
by Longleaf Leaf Edibles
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 20.0%
$35.00 / 4pk bites
Fudgy, fictional brownie bites infused with imaginary Crimson Petal cannabis ...
by Wiregrass Baked Goods Co
Edibles / Beverage
THC 5.0%
$15.00 / 16oz bottle
Alabama sweet tea elevated with fictional cannabis infusion. Sweet, Southern,...
by Longleaf Lemonade Edibles
Pre-rolled Joints / Infused
THC 23.0%
$22.00 / 1 pre-roll
Society members receive priority access to these imaginary infused cones. Non...
by Longleaf Pre-Roll Society
Edibles / Baked Good
THC 17.0%
$32.00 / 1 loaf
Grandma's banana bread recipe with fictional cannabis infusion. Longleaf trad...
by Wiregrass Baked Goods Co