Tennessee Valley Terp House
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Decatur's only fictional dispensary, proudly situated along the imaginary banks of the Tennessee River green zone. Open in spirit only.
12 Daydream Parkway, Decatur, AL 35601
256-555-0909 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 10am-5pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Sativa
THC 24.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Fuel-forward and energetic, this fictional Sativa fires up like a Southern su...
by Heart of Dixie Dispensary Co
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.5%
$58.00 / 1/8 oz
Candy-sweet and fast-acting in the imagination, Talladega Runtz crosses the f...
by Talladega Terp Farm
Flower / Indica
THC 29.0%
$60.00 / 1/8 oz
A hurricane of fictional potency spinning through Alabama's imaginary cannabi...
by Talladega Terp Farm
Flower / Hybrid
THC 23.5%
$49.00 / 1/8 oz
Sharp, chemical, and petrol-forward in an imaginary sense. Talladega Chemdawg...
by Yellowhammer Valley Farms
Concentrate / Wax
THC 72.0%
$55.00 / 1g
Alabama's most beloved fictional wax, whipped to perfection in a pretend Tusc...
by Crimson Tide Concentrates
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 75.0%
$78.00 / 1g
Flash-frozen fictional cannabis extracted at the peak of imaginary terpene ex...
by Heart of Dixie Live Resin Co
Concentrate / Distillate
THC 90.0%
$65.00 / 1g
Crystal-pure fictional distillate with 90% imaginary THC. The pinnacle of Ala...
by Heart of Dixie Distillate Co
Concentrate / Wax
THC 69.0%
$52.00 / 1g
Crumbles like a championship dream the morning after a loss. Camellia Crumble...
by Crimson Crumble Extracts