Tide Town Terps
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Tuscaloosa's premier imaginary dispensary, open on game days and every other fictional day. Walk-ins welcome, real cannabis not available.
7 Roll Tide Road, Tuscaloosa, AL 35401
205-555-0606 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-10pm, Sun 12pm-8pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Indica
THC 22.5%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
A smooth Indica-dominant strain with notes of pine and red clay. Totally imag...
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Flower / Hybrid
THC 28.0%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
Sticky and imaginary, Crimson Gorilla Glue will glue you to your couch in a p...
by Crimson Harvest Farms
Flower / Indica
THC 20.0%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Deep purple hues and grape-forward fictitious flavor profile. Granddaddy woul...
by Yellowhammer Craft Flower
Flower / Sativa
THC 18.0%
$38.00 / 1/8 oz
Tropical and uplifting, Camellia Pineapple Express arrives on a fictional tra...
by Yellowhammer Valley Farms
Flower / Indica
THC 31.0%
$65.00 / 1/8 oz
Pound for pound Alabama's most densely fictional indica. Berry and citrus ton...
by Crimson Ridge Flower Co
Flower / Hybrid
THC 24.5%
$51.00 / 1/8 oz
Sherbet-sweet and colored like an Alabama sunset, Crimson Sunset Sherbet is a...
by Crimson Ridge Flower Co
Flower / Hybrid
THC 33.0%
$65.00 / 1/8 oz
The most potent fictional strain at any pretend Alabama dispensary. Talladega...
by Yellowhammer Valley Farms
Flower / Sativa
THC 19.0%
$40.00 / 1/8 oz
Purely South African in heritage, fictionally Alabamian in spirit. Yellowhamm...
by Yellowhammer Premium Cannabis