Wetumpka Wellness Depot
⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.
Serving Wetumpka's fictional wellness community since never. The Coosa River flows real; the cannabis does not.
22 Coosa Dream Circle, Wetumpka, AL 36092
334-555-1313 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-7pm, Sun 11am-5pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Hybrid
THC 26.0%
$54.00 / 1/8 oz
Sweet and earthy with thin mint undertones, this fictional Alabama strain cou...
by Magnolia Mountain Flower Co
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 71.0%
$75.00 / 1g
Full-melt quality in imagination, Magnolia Full-Spectrum Rosin preserves the ...
by Magnolia Melt Concentrates
Topicals / Balm
THC 8.0%
$38.00 / 2oz tin
A soothing fictional balm infused with imaginary botanical extracts and magno...
by Magnolia Blossom Topicals
Topicals / Patch
THC 7.0%
$50.00 / 1 patch
A fictional transdermal delivery system for imaginary cannabinoids, inspired ...
by Heart of Dixie Hemp Patch
Topicals / Balm
THC 7.5%
$35.00 / 2oz tin
Cool peppermint and imaginary CBD in a balm that says Heart of Dixie but exis...
by Heart of Dixie Hemp Patch
Topicals / Patch
THC 6.5%
$48.00 / 1 patch
A slow-release fictional cannabinoid patch designed for the discerning Alabam...
by Camellia Chill Topicals
Concentrate / Wax
THC 60.0%
$48.00 / 1g
Traditional fictional bubble hash made with ice water and imaginary cannabis ...
by Magnolia Melt Concentrates
Concentrate / Live Resin
THC 76.0%
$72.00 / 1g
Zoap genetics in live resin format, extracted with fictional precision at Tal...
by Talladega Terpene Labs