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Wiregrass Wonder Shop

⚠️ This dispensary does not exist.

Deep in the wiregrass region, this fictional dispensary serves Dothan with imaginary products and real Southern hospitality. Peanut Festival tickets not included.

303 Peanut Butter Lane, Dothan, AL 36301
334-555-0707 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-6pm (imaginary hours)

Products at This Fake Store

Longleaf Northern Lights
Flower / Indica
THC 18.5%
$38.00 / 1/8 oz
Alabama rarely sees the Northern Lights, but Longleaf Light Farms brings the ...
by Longleaf Light Farms
Wiregrass Zkittlez
Flower / Indica
THC 21.0%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Taste the rainbow of fictional flavors from deep in Alabama's wiregrass count...
by Wiregrass Wind Flower House
Longleaf Biscotti
Flower / Indica
THC 24.5%
$51.00 / 1/8 oz
Nutty, sweet, and couch-locking in fictional Alabama, Longleaf Biscotti is th...
by Longleaf Light Farms
Wiregrass Ice Cream Cake
Flower / Hybrid
THC 26.5%
$53.00 / 1/8 oz
Dessert-flavored fiction from the wiregrass region. Ice Cream Cake meets Sout...
by Wiregrass Wind Flower House
Wiregrass Rosin
Concentrate / Rosin
THC 68.0%
$80.00 / 1g
Solventless and imaginary, Wiregrass Rosin is pressed from fictional flower w...
by Wiregrass Rosin Works
Longleaf Pine Chocolate Bar
Edibles / Chocolate
THC 15.0%
$32.00 / 1 bar
Dark chocolate meets the piney imagination of Alabama's longleaf forests. Eac...
by Longleaf Leaf Edibles
Wiregrass Watermelon Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 8.0%
$20.00 / 10pk gummies
Summer watermelon flavor with micro-doses of imaginary THC, perfect for a Dot...
by Wiregrass Wellness Gummies
Longleaf Lemon Gummies
Edibles / Gummies
THC 11.0%
$22.00 / 10pk gummies
Tart lemon gummies with imaginary THC and very real citric acid. The longleaf...
by Longleaf Lemonade Edibles

Satire Ends Here

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