Yellowhammer Green Dispensary
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Birmingham's most imaginary cannabis dispensary, serving the Magic City with totally fake flower and fiction-forward service.
420 Phantom Blvd, Birmingham, AL 35203
205-555-0101 (not a real number)
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm (imaginary hours)
Products at This Fake Store
Flower / Indica
THC 22.5%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
A smooth Indica-dominant strain with notes of pine and red clay. Totally imag...
by Yellowhammer Premium Cannabis
Flower / Hybrid
THC 28.0%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
Sticky and imaginary, Crimson Gorilla Glue will glue you to your couch in a p...
by Crimson Harvest Farms
Flower / Indica
THC 20.0%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Deep purple hues and grape-forward fictitious flavor profile. Granddaddy woul...
by Yellowhammer Craft Flower
Flower / Indica
THC 20.5%
$43.00 / 1/8 oz
A grape punch to the imagination in Indica form. Crimson Petal Purple Punch k...
by Crimson Harvest Farms
Flower / Sativa
THC 21.5%
$46.00 / 1/8 oz
Named for the cannabis freedom fighter (not really), this fictional Sativa en...
by Yellowhammer Haze Gardens
Flower / Sativa
THC 18.0%
$38.00 / 1/8 oz
Tropical and uplifting, Camellia Pineapple Express arrives on a fictional tra...
by Yellowhammer Valley Farms
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 19.0%
$12.00 / 1 pre-roll
Classic Indica fiction in a tightly rolled imaginary joint. Yellowhammer Pre-...
by Yellowhammer Pre-Roll Club
Pre-rolled Joints / Regular
THC 17.5%
$20.00 / 2pk joints
Two fictional joints for the price of slightly less fiction. Share one with a...
by Yellowhammer Pre-Roll Club