Totally Fake Dispensaries in Alabama
420 Phantom Blvd, Birmingham, AL 35203
205-555-0101
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
1 Legalize Way, Birmingham, AL 35205
205-555-0202
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 11am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
100 Green Dream Ave, Huntsville, AL 35801
256-555-0303
Mon-Fri 9am-8pm, Sat 10am-7pm, Sun 12pm-5pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
999 Make Believe Blvd, Mobile, AL 36602
251-555-0404
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 10am-5pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
215 Dream State Drive, Montgomery, AL 36104
334-555-0505
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun Closed
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
7 Roll Tide Road, Tuscaloosa, AL 35401
205-555-0606
Mon-Sat 9am-10pm, Sun 12pm-8pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
303 Peanut Butter Lane, Dothan, AL 36301
334-555-0707
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 11am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
50 War Eagle Way, Auburn, AL 36830
334-555-0808
Mon-Sat 10am-9pm, Sun 12pm-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
12 Daydream Parkway, Decatur, AL 35601
256-555-0909
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun 10am-5pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
77 Fiction Falls Road, Gadsden, AL 35901
256-555-1010
Mon-Fri 10am-7pm, Sat 10am-8pm, Sun Closed
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
88 River Bend Fiction Lane, Florence, AL 35630
256-555-1111
Mon-Sat 9am-9pm, Sun 11am-7pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
404 Fantasy Ridge Blvd, Anniston, AL 36201
256-555-1212
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun Closed
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
22 Coosa Dream Circle, Wetumpka, AL 36092
334-555-1313
Mon-Sat 9am-7pm, Sun 11am-5pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
1965 Edmund Way, Selma, AL 36701
334-555-1414
Mon-Sat 10am-7pm, Sun Closed
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
55 Pretend Peach Path, Opelika, AL 36801
334-555-1515
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 12pm-5pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
66 Walker County Way, Jasper, AL 35501
205-555-1616
Mon-Sat 9am-8pm, Sun Closed
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
888 Border Town Blvd, Phenix City, AL 36867
334-555-1717
Mon-Sat 9am-10pm, Sun 11am-8pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
333 Studio Sound Street, Muscle Shoals, AL 35661
256-555-1818
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 12pm-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
101 Autauga Avenue, Prattville, AL 36066
334-555-1919
Mon-Sat 9am-7pm, Sun Closed
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
200 Lake Martin Dream Road, Alexander City, AL 35010
256-555-2020
Mon-Sat 10am-8pm, Sun 11am-6pm
Delivery: Not Real
Orders: Also Not Real
Imaginary Brands
and 38 more imaginary brands...
Featured Fake Products
Flower / Indica
THC 22.5%
$45.00 / 1/8 oz
A smooth Indica-dominant strain with notes of pine and red clay. Totally imag...
by Yellowhammer Premium Cannabis
Flower / Sativa
THC 19.5%
$40.00 / 1/8 oz
A fictional Sativa hybrid smelling of sweet berries and blooming camellias. T...
by Camellia Gardens Collective
Flower / Sativa
THC 24.0%
$50.00 / 1/8 oz
Fuel-forward and energetic, this fictional Sativa fires up like a Southern su...
by Heart of Dixie Dispensary Co
Flower / Hybrid
THC 28.0%
$55.00 / 1/8 oz
Sticky and imaginary, Crimson Gorilla Glue will glue you to your couch in a p...
by Crimson Harvest Farms
Flower / Indica
THC 20.0%
$42.00 / 1/8 oz
Deep purple hues and grape-forward fictitious flavor profile. Granddaddy woul...
by Yellowhammer Craft Flower
Flower / Hybrid
THC 25.5%
$52.00 / 1/8 oz
Sweet vanilla and earthy notes in a fictional Hybrid that pairs perfectly wit...
by Magnolia Mountain Flower Co
Flower / Indica
THC 18.5%
$38.00 / 1/8 oz
Alabama rarely sees the Northern Lights, but Longleaf Light Farms brings the ...
by Longleaf Light Farms
Flower / Indica
THC 21.0%
$44.00 / 1/8 oz
Taste the rainbow of fictional flavors from deep in Alabama's wiregrass count...
by Wiregrass Wind Flower House
Flower / Hybrid
THC 27.5%
$58.00 / 1/8 oz
Candy-sweet and fast-acting in the imagination, Talladega Runtz crosses the f...
by Talladega Terp Farm
Flower / Hybrid
THC 23.0%
$48.00 / 1/8 oz
Creamy, dessert-scented fictional flower from Alabama's most elegant imaginar...
by Camellia Gardens Collective
Flower / Indica
THC 30.0%
$62.00 / 1/8 oz
Pungent garlic-and-mushroom fiction from the Heart of Dixie. The most daring ...
by Heart of Dixie Flower House
Flower / Hybrid
THC 26.0%
$54.00 / 1/8 oz
Sweet and earthy with thin mint undertones, this fictional Alabama strain cou...
by Magnolia Mountain Flower Co
Upcoming (Imaginary) Events
These events are fictional. Dates are always in the future. Just like federal legalization.
7:00 PM
Yellowhammer Green Dispensary
Hosted by: Yellowhammer Premium Cannabis
Admission: Free (imaginary)
6:30 PM
Camellia Canna Shop
Hosted by: Camellia Gardens Collective
Admission: $10 (pretend)
5:00 PM
Rocket City Releaf
Hosted by: Crimson Tide Concentrates
Admission: Free (imaginary)
7:30 PM
Bay City Botanicals
Hosted by: Magnolia State Extracts
Admission: $15 (fictional)
6:00 PM
Capitol Canna Collective
Hosted by: Talladega Thunder Gardens
Admission: $20 (imaginary)
4:00 PM
Tide Town Terps
Hosted by: Talladega Terpene Labs
Admission: Free (imaginary)
3:00 PM
Wiregrass Wonder Shop
Hosted by: Wiregrass Wellness Brands
Admission: Free (imaginary)
7:00 PM
Shoals Smoke Shoppe
Hosted by: Longleaf Pine Edibles
Admission: $5 (pretend)
5:30 PM
Alexander City Altitude Club
Hosted by: Heart of Dixie Live Resin Co
Admission: $25 (fictional, includes imaginary boat access)
8:00 PM
Plains Puff Shop
Hosted by: Longleaf Pre-Roll Society
Admission: Free (imaginary, War Eagle required)